Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?

There are so many weird people that nobody takes any notice. We all just fit right in.

I asked you here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

If you really love someone,' Claudia continued, 'you have to be prepared to accept them as they are. Maybe you hope that one day they get a wake-up call and make the changes for their own reasons.

Humans often fail to see what is close to them and obvious to others.

Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept

Fortunately, I am accustomed to creating amusement inadvertently.

All of us have to make some accommodations and allowances if we are to live with another person.

You’re unbelievable,’ said Rosie. ‘Look at me when I’m talking.’ I kept looking out the window. I was already over-stimulated. ‘I know what you look like.

What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

A cliche is everything you've ever heard of.

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.

The food chain has victims at both ends: even rapists and murderers need someone to look down on, and kid killers will do nicely.

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

If you are obliged to do something inevitable, don’t lose time to think about it, do it right away!

It is my conviction that marriage is such a good idea, only God could have thought of it.

Lincoln is quoted more often than he's understood, and he understood that the founding principle of our nation is, in fact, the Declaration of Independence.

I hope that something better comes along.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

Of many, imagined blessings it may be doubted whether he that wants or possesses them had more reason to be satisfied with his lot.