In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

Where others only see bricks, train your eyes to see a palace.

Common sense is only irritating in other people

The wind likes making jokes!

Hills of forest green where the mountains touch the sky, a dream come true, I'll live there til I die.

I think God appreciates that we appreciate his creation.

It will be a difficult couple of days. It's difficult now and it will be difficult tomorrow.

See the brotherhood of all mankind as the highest order of Yogis; conquer your own mind, and conquer the world.

I mean, I'd love to have a private jet - I know people who fly by private jet all the time... I've hitched a ride a few times and it is not overrated at all; it's a great way to travel!

...too much sadness hath congealed your blood,And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy.