Rush Limbaugh Quotes

The First Amendment doesn't give anybody the right to be heard. People don't have to listen to you.

The world’s biggest problem is the unequal distribution of capitalism. If there were capitalism everywhere, you wouldn’t have food shortages.

We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance.

Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about?

Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?

Our founding fathers never intended that Congress be a career.

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller).

I am addicted to prescription pain medication.

I think passion is the magnet to anything.

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

Be yourself, find out what you love, find out what you really want to do, and go do it. And don't depend on people who don't have your best interests at heart.

It's easy to be a victim. Look how easy the Democrat Party has made almost half this country think they're victims of something.

This is a frightening statistic. More people vote in 'American Idol' than in any US election.

A good radio show will captivate you, and it's active listening. It's not in the background.

Charity is willingly given from the heart.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

My friend Michael Reagan has given us the blueprint for a new Reagan revolution- and he has given Ronald Reagan back to us again. Read it, learn it, live it, love it!

Do you want to live a better life? Do you really want to have a normal, optimistic outlook on life every day? Don't watch CNN. Don't read the New York Times.

People who stand in the "middle-of-the-road" get run over.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Look it, let me put it to you this way. The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.

They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.

Racial relations in this country are plummeting. Racial strife is rising. All the while, Obama is out there talking about unity and bringing us together.

Everybody ought to relish profitability.

Liberals sit from this lofty perch of pomposity, but they are the champions of ignorance. They don't know what they're talking about.

The cookie-cutter liberal, the standard operating procedure liberal, is really a giant ignoramus. I mean that seriously. They're really ignorant.

Money is the fuel that makes political victory possible. Sadly, folks, in many cases it's more important than ideas. And this is what turns off so many people to politics.

I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become.

Love is the only human emotion that cannot be controlled.

Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.

Let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.

Honest to God, so International Women's Day, just like May Day and just like Earth Day, all have roots to Marxism and the Bolsheviks and the Soviets.

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is anything the rest of the world hasn't seen before and already failed at.

Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy a society.

Liberals want the government to get bigger, and they want you to drive smaller cars, and they want to dictate the way you live.

Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsals.

The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy Trump.

I have to tell you, every day is a roller coaster.

Most of the nations around the world are led by tyrants and dictators and thugs who are leading their countries for one reason.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

What better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I'm just noting the timing, here.

Liberalism isn't change. It has to be imposed.

One must never lose perspective. You don't get lost in your success, and you don't get depressed about failure, and you keep it all in an even keel.

Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters.

Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just - he was a worthless shred of human debris.