The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

God’s church need to declare war against ignorance.

In any circumstance, call on God.

If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.

I'm not quite at the point where I feel the need to wear disguises in public.

But Champagne is not drinking.

I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.

In this world we do not see things as they are. We see them as we are, because what we see depends mainly on what we are looking for.

The eternal life is given to those who live in the present.

I feel like I'm a drag queen.

Design always has a purpose, art has no purpose. That's really the difference between them. Do I think one is better than the other? Absolutely not. I think they both fulfill functions.