Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Are we meant to be pilgrims of the depths?

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can’t kiss people in the morning?

Art destroys silence.

I don't get DRUNK before I play but I might get drunk after.

I wanted to make a kids' film that would strengthen contemporary mythology.

Honor your parents by not judging them. Give them the benefit of doubt.

The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos. The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemies.

I’ve got no criminal record.

I've been doing this since I was 12... I don't want to act much longer; I can't do one thing my whole life.

Less is more. I truly believe in buying a few pieces with better construction.