Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Positive results will come when you start to replace your negative thoughts and habits with positive ones.

Fozzie Bear: [holds up a photo of Constantine] Check this out![covers the mole]Walter: Oh, look, it's Kermit![Fozzie uncovers the mole]Walter: [shrieks] What did you do with Kermit?

The Church says: the body is a sin.Science says: the body is a machine.Advertising says: The body is a business.The Body says: I am a fiesta.

Give us this day our daily Faith, but deliver us, dear God, from Belief.

Test fast, fail fast, adjust fast.

If I am through learning, I am through.

I see a future where American companies lead the world in the production of hybrid-plug in cars and electric vehicles.

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

Real world movies or shows that are about things that actually happen versus having superpowers, there's a little bit of a fantasy element to it.

Many many people find themselves wondering in their 40s and 50s, is this all there is?