Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If you fall, you fall, " Elodin shrugged. "Sometimes falling teaches us things too." In dreams you often fall before you wake.

It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean you can make me do anything.

Anybody out there who is a parent, if your kids want to paint their bedrooms, as a favor to me, let them do it. It'll be OK.

...graced by some delicate, perceptive and fine-boned writing, is at the heart of the book, and Creel gets it all just right.

Self-respect cannot be hunted. It cannot be purchased. It is never for sale.

The National Organization of Women is the national organization of witches.

It's not that, you know, when a relationship doesn't work and there are issues, you have to somehow work it out if there are children involved.

Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.

I am the first to be surprised and often terrified by the images that I see appear on my canvas.

A person who rejects Christ may choose to say that I do not accept it, he may not choose to say there is not enough evidence.