Rush Limbaugh Quotes

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government.

Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?

Our political correct society is acting like some giant insult's taken place by calling a bunch of people who are retards, retards...There's going to be a retard summit at the White House.

Liberalism isn't change. It has to be imposed.

Journalists are simply leftists disguised as reporters. They're political activists disguised as reporters.

This is exactly why the Electoral College is set up the way it is, so that one state would not elect the president.

Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman, I just - he was a worthless shred of human debris.

The founders wanted to make it hard for laws to be passed. They wanted to make it hard for there to be restrictions on the freedom of the people.

My belief is that most of the limitations people have or face are self-imposed.

Democrats can't survive in any kind of adversity. Look at how they're crying and whining like a bunch of stuck pigs over the mean Russians.

Ideal women: 36-24-36, five foot seven, flat spot on top of the head, deaf mute. The flat spot on the top of the head is for your drink.

The Constitution limits the role of government. The Constitution enumerates the freedoms of the people and enforces those freedoms against government, making sure government cannot encroach.

There is no news media. There's simply a bunch of people on television and in newspapers who are ranking members of the Democrat Party.

I'm consistent, and they know I don't waver and all that. I'm dependable.

Liberals are some of the most arrogant, condescending smart alecks, but they're just pure ignorant, and they fit the bill of people who have no love and no respect for the founding of this country.

George W. Bush attended the intelligence briefing every day. Obama has not even attended half of them. He sends surrogates. That to me is significant.

I reject most conventional wisdom.

Try to always stay focused on the objectives that are possible and the positive - and on having fun outside of the stuff that's going on in Washington.

The Founding Fathers are not just some people that happened to get mad a long time ago and want their freedom. They were special people in addition to what their natural yearnings were.

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.

Liberals, communists, socialists, look at people as workers. They look at 'em as ants, worker ants, worker bees and so forth, and they just plug 'em in to do jobs that need to be done.

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It's no more complicated than that.

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

You can find negative people everywhere you go. The last thing in the world you want to do is talk to them, because all they're gonna do is cement pessimism in you!

I think it's a scary thing for a lot of people to think of the government not being involved in their lives, particularly single women.

It's beyond me how anybody can look at these protestors and call them anything other than what they are: anti-American, anticapitalist, pro-Marxist communists.

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

I don't have time to beat around the bush. The health-care plan as proposed by Mrs. Clinton is socialism. There's no soft way to peddle it. There is not other way to describe it.

Greatness has nothing to do with diversity, skin color, race, ethnicity, nothing to do with it.

When a poll is really, really out of whack with what I want to happen, I do have a tendency to disregard it.

Once the federal government has control of your health care, that means they can dictate your behavior.

The Electoral College has been with us since the first days of America.

We gotta ditch conservatism and people that believe it, we gotta move on. Otherwise, if we don't, we're just delaying our nightmare, postponing the nightmare. That's Ford O'Connell.

If you really want to get rid of the problems in the NFL, put Obama in charge of it: in a few months it will be so deep in debt it will have to go out of business - no more concussions.

I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me.

The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negative impact on cheating! If you require a photo ID, that pretty much shuts out cheating.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

I don't need equal time, I am equal time!

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

Women are being told to get midwives [in UK] because there's not enough room and there's not enough pain medicine at the hospitals.

You liberals are going to have to understand something: I'm not the one that wants to put limits on anybody. You people are.

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy. Don't misunderstand. They just don't want it now.

If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

President Erdogan is aiming Turkey at a Sharia nation. That’s where he wants to go. He is a Sharia law, full-fledged, one percent Islamist.

The White House press corps isn't there at a press briefing. It's not... They're not news gatherers there. There really isn't any media.

The Democrat Party and the media, they're just not educated. But they think they are, and they are smug and arrogant about what they don't know.

Democrats don't have reasons for people to vote for them. They're just trying to gin up anger and resentment for their opposition. And it's just not working anymore.

You want at least 5% of the population being serious. That five, 6% of the population carries the rest of the people. You've heard that old axiom: 5% of the people pull the wagon; 95% are in it.

Well, the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We're gonna have QE3. We're gonna print some more money.

United States foreign policy, which includes national security, is literally disintegrating before our eyes.