I have found it to be true that the older I've become the better my life has become.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Proper words in proper places make the true definition of a style.

You have to experiment with different mediums and things around you [making art].

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

With all that we hear of American hustle and hurry, it is rather strange that Americans seem to like to linger on longer words.

To have infinite oceanic horizons! This is what a man needs to reach the unreachable.

Just behind the darkness of closed eyes shines the light of God. When you behold that light in meditation, hold onto it with devotional zeal. Feel yourself inside it: That is where God dwells.

What is possible and what is not possible is not objectively known but is, rather, a subjective belief on the part of the author and of the reader.

If you deny the existence of your fault or error, it will strengthen its hold over you.

There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.