Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Never tell a child that something it’s too hard

Tell me Zach.” I don’t know if it was the wind or the adrenaline, but I shivered. “And don’t lie to me.

This will be the night I escape. The thought repeated in my mind like a refrain, over and over, and I believed it so hard that I whispered it aloud: ‘This will be the night I escape!

Canada has no cultural unity no linguistic unity no religious unity no economic unity no geographic unity. All it has is unity.

For those of us who live in the shadow of this noisy monster, there aren't too many of us who are sorry to see it go.

You are never too old or too broken. It is never too late to begin, or to start all over again.

You shouldn't do that," said Laura. "You could set yourself on fire.

The mind is its own enemy, that fights itself with the innumerable pliant and ineluctable arms of the octopus.

However, music and women I cannot but give way to, whatever my business is.

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.