I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

In being able to learn from his mistakes and grow, Eisenhower "was transformed from a mere person into a personage.

Adoration is made out of a solitary soul occupying two bodies.

Television can stir emotions, but it doesn't invite reflection as much as the printed page.

Put every light you have on a dimmer. Because after a certain age, we can play with the lighting and set it on how you look best on it. Its cheaper than plastic surgery.

Humans are the only animals who will follow unstable pack leaders.

We must have moral education in the schools, anti-bullying programs, but this does not mean programs to feminize boys.

Most movies, once the action starts there's no more characters. You say a couple of dumb lines and then there's just explosions until the end.

Intercession is the most unselfish thing anyone can do.

It is a truth forever, that where the speech of man stops short there Music's reign begins.