If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

It is what you do about the fear you feel that sets you apart, to be a coward or a courageous person.

My husband Chris, the thing he likes most about me is that I'm very positive and easily very happy.

Few things are as stimulating as other people's calamities observed from a safe distance.

Women in politics are more honest and forthright. We are not in it for the ego gratification.

Hope discovers what can be done instead of grumbling about what cannot.

Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.

I want to keep working with people that care about what they're doing. It seems obvious, but it's not. It's sometimes hard to keep on that track.

"Before you make a decision," he said, "I want you to know that I love you."

No more crying. It's all wetness and no comfort at all.

Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them.