All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is!

In our own way, in your own way, we are all of us a masterpiece. Everyone is unique.

Be a go-giver, not a go-getter

Social media sometimes feels like a vehicle for one-dimensional sniping, more than true criticism.

Everything that you are taking advantage of, inventing and using, is still a generation or two behind when it comes to the U.S. government.

Liberals were just as engaged and using the rhetoric of a sort of a battle with the Soviets and with Communism in general, with an evil empire.

People are different when you can smell them and look up close, you know?

What's important now? - To evaluate the past, focus on the future, and tell you what you have to do in the present

We look backward too much and we look forward too much; thus we miss the only eternity of which we can be absolutely sure - the eternal present, for it is always now.

Worry is not thought; complaining is not action.