On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

You are born to love and live

I wish R.I.P meant Return If Possible...

Count your blessings with gratitude no matter how small or big they are, and stop letting your lacks blindfold you from noticing how blessed that you are.

All the motives for murder are covered by four Ls: Love, Lust, Lucre and Loathing.

[Hillary Clinton] spent hundreds of millions of dollars on an advertising - you know, they get Madison Avenue into a room.

Can I live a life, daily life, without sense of self-concern?

The least and most imperceptible impressions received in our infancy have consequences very important and of long duration.

I wouldn't mind doing Broadway, but I am definitely trying to get a album out there first.

Cinema was always taking the big risks, and TV was ambling along behind, just trying to touch the hem.

It is so much worse to be a mediocre artist than to be a mediocre post-office clerk.