DJ Paul Quotes

It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It's these guys. We're not cutting back to anybody else

Our date-nightrule is no talking about the kids. That lasts about to the end of the driveway.

The most used appliance in our house is my 10-year-old son Leon's Xbox.

As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.

There's something very refreshing about being on stage.

Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.

You know what? The obvious is obvious for a reason.

I would love to be in Kansas.

I don't think Bruce Willis can compete with me. I have a much better voice.

It's a lot easier to say you're a comic than a performance artist.

I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.

The public already knows about me more than I ever wanted it to know.

I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.

People read so much into what I do. It's fascinating to me because some of it's probably there, but I haven't thought of it.

I'd love to work with Francis Ford Coppola. I met Coppola on an airplane.

I have a deal with a company that's going to do cards without the gum. I don't like sugarless gum, and I don't think it's much better for you.

I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are just a little afraid.

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time.

I'm the person with the final say on everything. I really love being in that position.

I just feel in a lot of ways black people are so much looser and cooler. Just as a culture, it's so much more real.

I'd love to do a talk show. But I'm too busy for it. It's just too much work.

The original suit was designed by a guy named Mr. Jay from Hollywood. But nowadays I'm having the suit duplicated. At this point I have about three good suits and about three really raggedy ones.

I don't really want to direct myself, but I'm certainly torn in that direction.

Part of what I do comes from the fact that I don't know any jokes to tell. And when I do they're really flat and don't work.

I feel the only way I'm going to be successful in moving on is if I keep a separation.

This atheism concerning the gods of men pertains hereafter to any possible faith

I get excited when fantasy football season's coming. This guy gets excited when war season's coming.

I don't expect our leaders to be free of mistakes, I expect our leaders to own up to them.

Sometimes great injustices may be inflicted on the minority when the majority is in the pursuit of a great and just cause.

The patter of their feet as they walk through Jim Crow barriers to attend school is the thunder of the marching men of Joshua, and the world rocks beneath their tread.

The course of history can be changed but not halted.

I shall take my voice wherever there are those who want to hear the melody of freedom

I am being tried for fighting for the right of my people, who are still second-class citizens in this United States of America.

I am truly happy that I am able to travel from time to time to the USSR the country I love above all. I always have been, I am now and will always be a loyal friend of the Soviet Union.

But the deep desire for peace remained with the American people.

And, gentlemen, they have not yet done so, and it is quite clear that no Americans, no people in the world probably, are going to war with the Soviet Union.

I said it was my feeling that the American people would struggle for peace, and that has since been underscored by the President of these United States.

Animals don't have anyone to protect them. If we don't stand up, the people who are harming animals will never get stopped.

None of us can predict when the causes we support will capture the public imagination, and our once-lonely quests become popular crusades.

When we shrink from the world, our souls shrink, too.

History...shows that even seemingly miraculous advances are in fact the result of many people taking small steps together over a long period of time.

Simply unleashing our imaginations can be empowering.

All this has been very formative in both my research and my teaching, so I value it enormously in my life. It's why I'm a strong proponent of general education -- because I saw how it opened my eyes.

I never thought of myself as a comedic actor. I didn't go to Second City, that's not my background, I'm not a comic, I studied theater and my career when I started was a lot of dramatic stuff.

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

To me some of the funniest movies would be probably categorized in the dramatic genre, and likewise some of the most dramatic films, or films that have the most dramatic moments, are in comedies.

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.