I'm fortunately not in a situation where someone owns me.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

If I cut you off, chances are that you gave me enough reasons to do it.

Masturbating the meaning of life since 1987. #lovewithmeneverdies

We're not a homogeneous party, anymore than the Republicans are. But we are a party that I think has a plan to take us forward.

You can't forget the things you did in the past, or you'll never learn from them.

More advice. Don't go near the Old One. Do go near the Old One. Don't stay past twelve. Trust the Will. Don't trust the Will. I wish someone would tell me something straightforward for once.

And the Earth had no name. The gods know themselves and have no need of names. It is man who names all things, even gods.

And I am in love with light. Lock me in the sunshine.

If somebody praises us and if we have any humility we will feel totally like a fool.

We’re not completely happy here because we’re not supposed to be! Earth is not our final home; we were created for something much better.

Tel Aviv appeals to me.