I don't really want to direct myself, but I'm certainly torn in that direction.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

Book knowledge is not enough. Experiential knowledge is essential for success in life.

The clock strikes off the hollow half-hours of all the life that is left to you, one by one.

Walk into the unknown with what you know in your heart.

What drives innovation is abundance and ease, not the pressure of scarcity.

A chasm reminds us that there is a fine line between bravery and idiocy.

Satisfied if they themselves can escape from the hard labour of thought, they willingly abandon to others the guardianship of their thoughts.

If we're going to be successful in taking on the billionaire class, we need a strong national grassroots movement.

China produces 600 movies in a year, of which 3 or 4 go abroad, while of the several hundred they make, we only bring in 50. It's 50 now, but that could be expanded later on.

It is incredible to me that my Twitter feed is a source of 'news' for every rock news outlet around the world.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?