I think the first time I was on The David Letterman Show, he didn't quite know what to expect. I think people generally are just a little afraid.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

Ask God to give you the fifty-year view of your hurt.

The closer we come to understanding the challenges of autism, the better we are placed to accommodate and educate without risking removing that individuality we all love.

Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care, including patients, who are the consumers. However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs.

If you study a great work of art, you'll probably find the artist was a kind of genius. And geniuses are different to you and me.

There are no eyes so sharp as the eyes of hatred.

Sometimes you find that what is most personal is also what connects you most strongly with others.

Americans want to have what members of Congress have: guaranteed health coverage.

I’m not trying to satisfy anybody but myself and the role that I’m playing.

I never say Serbia. I always say I come from a country that no longer exists.

Built into you is an internal guidance system that shows you the way home. All you need to do is heed the voice.