As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.

But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it, in the rewriting of it and so on

I'd distract myself until finally it was a combination of things. The show was over and I had time on my hands. I had taken time and played and just relaxed.

Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

A new child in the house is a huge tourist attraction. It's like Disneyland, except there the lines are longer and no one brings casseroles.

There was a period where our child's birth was getting really close, and we still had nothing. We were dangerously close to calling him Untitled Baby Project.

We've heard that you don't need a near-death experience to see Guardians. Just be more wide awake when you dream.

The individual benefits as an individual from his ability to deny the truth even though society as a whole, of which he is a part, suffers.

No amount of sleep will ever satisfy the tiredness i always feel.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Emotions arise in the place where your mind and body meet

There are no lost opportunities in Divine Mind, as one door shuts another door is opened.

All forms of the state have democracy for their truth, and for that reason are false to the extent that they are not democracy

What would it matter if, for the sake of the Christian Church, one were to tell a big lie?

There is no democracy without journalism.

A preacher who doesn't believe he's that bad will attract people who don't think they're that bad. And that's bad.