Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I think being condemned to death is the only real distinction, " said Mathilde. "It is the only thing which cannot be bought.

The great law of culture: Let each become all that he was created capable of being.

I accidentally forgot to graduate from college.

Custom, which diminishes the intense, increases the moderate, pleasures.

The atmosphere defines the environment of sound.

I don't need an alarm clock, for habit is the best alarm there is.

Do we really want another politician in the White House America can't trust?

The seed of every sin is in every heart.

And also I didn't want my future to be just sitting in a room and be imprisoned in my four walls and just cooking and giving birth to children. I didn't want to see my life in that way.

Music is careful attention paid to ongoing experience.