The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Truth has a resonance to it that fills the cracks where falsehoods lie.

If the only thing keeping your partner in relationship with you is your money, then be prepared to lose that person to someone else with more money than you.

Wonder is an open heaven to wisdom.

The journey is never over until you stop pushing. Focus on the prize and keep striving. You truly deserve some bigger and better blessings.

Is France a northern European export powerhouse, or a Mediterranean indebted and dependent economy? Yes to both.

If we just give God the little that we have, we can trust Him to make it go around.

If you have an idea of what you want to do in your future, you must go at it with almost monastic obsession. [...] You have to go at it single-mindedly and let nothing get in your way.

The sweet reward for preparation often does not come in the youthful twenties or staid thirties. It arrives - with accrued interest - in the mature years.

That to me is the basic message of events like the rise of Nazism, the Salem witch trials, and so on: not that bad people do bad things, but that good people do bad things.

I love doing stuff that I haven't done before. That's the goal: To keep reinventing myself.