The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

Playing without the fundamentals is like eating without a knife and fork. You make a mess.

...approach change with an understanding of the process and an openness to the pain.

the not-so-bookish librarian was half angel, half she-devil, so sayeth the rumor mill.

Emotion is the atmosphere in which thought is steeped, that which lends to thought its tone or temperature, that to which thought is often indebted for half its power.

He that sows his grain upon marble will have many a hungry belly before his harvest.

Little girls. They could melt the toughest hearts.

And this is the life of the Gods, and of Godlike men, a life without love of the world, a flight of the Alone to the Alone.

We're all born pessimists. It takes effort to be optimistic.

Donald Trump does not take criticism well, nor does he appreciate reporting on his life.