it ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Everything that is past is either a learning experience to grow on, a beautiful memory to reflect on, or a motivating factor to act upon.

There are few virtues which the Poles do not possess and there are few errors they have ever avoided.

There's only few people who have strength to honor someone's achievement without envy.

Nowhere has specialization penetrated so deeply into the building professions as North America.

There's not one Tin Pan Alley song on my record.

There's something of everything in my bathroom.

Hillary Clinton wants their vote, and she does nothing, and then she comes back four years later.

What family doesn't have its ups and downs?

My worth to God publicly is measured by what I really am in my private life.

The whole world is one family.