i miss you so much it's giving me a pain in my pancreas.

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

Writing is one of the few careers for which you essentially train yourself, the other two major ones being juggling and pickpocketing.

Fear can't hurt you," she said. "When it washes over you, give it no power. It's a snake with no venom. Remember that. That knowledge can save you.

It's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello.

You can never visit the same place twice. Each time, it's a different story. By the very act of coming back, you wipe out what came before.

I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.

Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it or not.

I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses.

I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.

The essence of education is the education of the body.

A fool and his money are soon married.

Hillary Clinton doesn't have the strength or the stamina to make America great again. Believe me.

...the true spirit of gastronomic joylessness. Porridge fills the Englishman up, and prunes clear him out.

Many a poor sore-eyed student that I have heard of would grow faster, both intellectually and physically, if, instead of sitting up so very late, he honestly slumbered a fool's allowance.

You never outgrow your need to preach to yourself the gospel.

Only the brave know how to forgive; it is the most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature can arrive at.

And to imagine a language means to imagine a form of life.

At least I hate myself as much as I hate anybody else.