Hillary Clinton doesn't have the strength or the stamina to make America great again. Believe me.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Nothing about these times makes any sense. Nothing. Putting it to words only makes it sound too simple.

You need not to love everyone, but you need to be polite with everyone, people will appreciate your politeness more than your love, because politeness is sweeter than love.

And what greater calamity can fall upon a nation than the loss of worship.

Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing, the rest is mere sheep-herding.

You know, I think that we are going to be OK. Look, Malia is 10, so three years from now she is 13. Who knows what happens to teenagers?

Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.

Many people in the western world are spoiled by the conveniences of our culture.

The best causes tend to attract to their support the worst arguments, which seems to be equally true in the intellectual and in the moral sense.

I am not a piece of hash. I'm in charge of Factory Records. I think.

Values, both those that we approve and those that we don't, have roots as deep as creosote rings, and live as long and grow as slowly