evil is, after all, only a deficiency of goodness.

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of knowing you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming.

Dealing with depression effectively is a mark not of weakness, but of strength.

We must identify our enemies and drive them into oblivion.

The principal cause of war is war itself.

Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not being self-aware. That’s what's really cute to me.

1st Valentine's Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move.

Surgical knowledge depends on long practice, not from speculations.

Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.

I've known Alan Zweibel since 1975, and I've always had this sneaking suspicion that he might possess a sense of humor. After reading CLOTHING OPTIONAL, I'm almost sure he does.