... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.

I don't like lollipops.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.

Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.

I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?

this was business.

Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

I get so sad that sad gets to be.So scared that all my feelings they up and leave me. I got so city girl on you. I go so crazy I don't know what to do.

Compelled respect always implies fear.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell

I speak only one language, and it is not my own.

I'm the white Mohammad Ali.

Christ is the only way to God, but there are as many ways to Christ as there are people who come to Him.

What we love that we have, but by desire we bereave ourselves of the love.

Human character is smaller now, people don't have durable passions; they've replaced passions with excitement.

Eating a healthy diet is not just about eating a few special foods. There's a bigger picture. You need to practice moderation, eat a variety of foods, and get enough physical activity.