I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.

Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big.

I guess I am handsome - in certain parts of the world. If I was, like, in Mongolia, living on a mountain and in my village, I could be the hottest guy. In L.A., I'm ... average?

People think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.

With Bitcoin hard-coded to be limited, it’s like a collectible.

I think people just think I am crazy because they see me doing stand-up, but I am generally not. I am very sad. I'm one of those guys that lights candles and listens to Rachmaninoff.

Even if one succeeds in making a silk purse out of a sow's ear, there remains the problem of what to do with a one-eared sow.

I'm definitely a people person. I love socializing and being around people and having a good conversation.

Michael Cole just said he wants to be a cheerleader

There is no gender identity behind the expressions of gender... identity is performatively constituted by the very 'expressions' that are said to be its results.

From the time I got the first couple of scripts [of Jessica Jones], I always felt that this was groundbreaking material and a groundbreaking character.

I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.

This evening, while signing my name on a painting, I was thinking I might stop signing my cheques.

The same church members who yell like Comanche Indians at a ball game on Saturday sit like wooden Indians in church on Sunday.

The world is not given by our fathers but borrowed from our children.

I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.