being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

It takes strength to forgive and love unconditionally, a nd you have that strength, Savannah. It´s what makes you shine.

Fear is the denomination of the Old Testament belief is the denomination of the New.

Everything was absolutely ideal on the day I bombed the Pentagon.

A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.

Even though I had been boxing, I had no idea I could beat somebody in the ring. And I had no idea I could really take a punch. When I realized that, I really started taking off.

I'm definitely a romantic, I don't think life is really worth all the pain and effort and struggling if you don't have somebody that you love very much

I do not wanna write a song like 'Coathanger' so Andrew Breitbart can rage against me on his web site. It's not my idea of fun.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have climbed several higher mountains without guide or path, and have found, as might be expected, that it takes only more time and patience commonly than to travel the smoothest highway.

I do not want to be controlled by any superpower. I myself consider myself the most powerful figure in the world, and that is why I do not let any superpower control me.