... all of us talk faster than we listen.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

The battle over flesh and blood cannot compare to the battle for the heart.

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Words matter. Without words you can't have stories and without stories we would never have heard of the Greatcoats.

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

Hollywood - that's a place where love is viewed both pragmatically and philosophically in the saying, 'Tis better to have loved and divorced than never to have had any publicity at all.

Men see things late, and it may be that at times an evil fate drives them on.

I offer you the possibilities of immortality, a pathway that leads beyond the known and the unknown, few follow it.

The woman who is about to deceive her husband always carefully thinks out how she is going to act, but she is never logical.

My, g**, he was as strong as a team of oxen. That would be strong right?

Actually, high housing prices don't help the economy. They raise the cost of living.