ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

How terribly sad it was that people are made in such a way that they get used to something as extraordinary as living.

When there is silence, Give your voice. When there is darkness, Shine your light. When there is desperation, Offer hope.

Trust is an act of the mind, while obedience is an act of the hands and feet.

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

I'm a survivor, at least that's what everyone tells me.

Hong Kong and Macau are both very dynamic cities. I am always inspired about the culture, people and food in these two cities. There is always so much to do and so much to explore!

He had the look of an atheist who’d just had a visit from God: stunned, disbelieving and faintly ill.

We know that President Obama and his accomplishments, that there's a lot of unfinished business there.

Steven Gerrard is the best player I've ever played with.

I said to them last week that I'd like them to win ugly and they certainly won ugly today. That was the ugliest thing I've seen since the ugly sisters fell out of the ugly tree.