Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?

Life has a meaning but do not set out to find out. Just live it out.

There is a point in the future where even the worst disaster starts to settle into an anecdote.

It was a feeling which he had seen before in his mother

YOU CAN'T EXPECT A FULL TIME RELATIONSHIP FROM A PART TIME FRIEND.

We are about to make motherhood a crime. No civilized government in the history of mankind has ever done this.

Drip, drip, the rain comes falling, Rain in the woods, rain on the sea; Even the little waves, beaten, come crawling As if to find shelter here with me.

We are living in a period of commerical globalization. What we really need is spiritual globalization.

A question is a trap and an answer is your foot in it.

The idea of taking off my shoes and trying on all these clothes is so exhausting, I just leave.

A man full of hope will be full of action.