You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?

Chase the story behind the stock, not the money on the table. Money will make you rich, but the story will make you wealthy.

Wilted or in bloom, taking or lending daylight, the world transitions.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Bone by bone, hair by hair, Wild Woman comes back. Through night dreams, through events half understood and half remembered.

Ambivalence is a wonderful tune to dance to. It has a rhythm all its own.

Keep practicing, even when you seem to be getting nowhere.

When spring comes to Paris the humblest mortal alive must feel that he dwells in paradise.

The most tangible of all visible mysteries - fire.

I think Jesse Eisenberg is such a great writer. He was a great director and really tough.

I worked with my son when he was much younger; we did L.A. Law together, where I played his father and he played a kid who was suing his father for alienation of affection or something. It was great.