The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot. By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.

Don't let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

You write a hit the same way you write a flop.

Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.

Stay close to the young... and a little rubs off.

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.

You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.

Why can't a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can't a woman be like that?

When you are ready to accept the risk, only then can you open the doors of opportunity

When we 'lose ourselves' in play, we find something greater--the nameless, formless, and mysterious essence of all creation.

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?

Do you ever get a panicky feeling that nobody cares if you live or die? (A husband will often care decisively, one way or another.)

You can try to reestablish your connection to Heaven - the connection we all have available to us but have forgotten, or are afraid to use. Then trust the wisdom and guidance that comes forward.

True intelligence does not derive from thought. True intelligence uses thought.

Follow your instincts - you never know if your ideas will work out unless you try them.

What our country deserves from everyone who enjoys its fruits and freedoms is a little more gratitude - and a lot less greed.

Painting is seen as picture making, the making of an art object, something that can stand on its own.

I have lived a great life. I am very happy.