Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Inner calmness and peace is more important that outer joy.

I am going to read... but from where to start - is the biggest question in the world.

Music has always assuaged my lacerations, brightened my hours, added glow to my little joys and given wings to my fantasy flights.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

Make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely.

There are no Muslim ghettos in the U.S.

No one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Reform, prosperity, and peace, these are major challenges to the United States of America. I don't think I need any on-the-job training. I'm ready to go at it right now.

Ethics is inescapable.

The old lady who said there must be a devil, else how could they make pictures that looked exactly like him, reasoned like a trained theologian - like a doctor of divinity.