Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!

Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?

He went through a non-existant gap.

Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

Remember, as a believer, you are already in God’s kingdom, even if you are still standing on this earth.

We can never give up the belief that good guys always win. And that we are the good guys.

Perhaps one day we will have machines that can cope with approximate task descriptions, but in the meantime, we have to be very prissy about how we tell computers to do things.

Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.

We are surrounded every day by people who do thankless but important work.

No matter how brilliant an action, it should not be considered great unless it was the result of a great motive.

Experience, as a desire for experience, does not come off. We must not study ourselves while having an experience.

If the Republican Party continues to have a different message for every different group, they're gonna die. We already have a party that does that, and they own it. It's called the Democrat Party.

From 1967, all the Israeli governments continued making two big mistakes: occupation and settlement in the territories.

The task of a teacher is not to work for the pupil nor to oblige him to work, but to show him how to work.