Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a day

Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.

That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?

Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!

He went through a non-existant gap.

Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.

He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.

He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.

England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

Apparently the rarest commodities on earth are truth and honesty.

Everything is all right. You just need the perception to find it right.

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?

We must never forget that while striving to leave a better planet to our kids, it is just as important that we strive to leave better kids to our planet.

I want to go behind the scenes as well as on screen. I think you have to make your own destiny in this world.

Description of man: dependence, longing for independence, need.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

The moment that he begins to walk along it, the warrior of the light recognizes the path.

Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

Before the invader sound was born, the Universe was silent and shall be again.