You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

You are all the season for my heart.

The light was only just visible - except of course that there was no one to see, no witnesses, not this time, but it was nevertheless a light.

You can knock me down, step on my face, slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you want to do, but uh-oh, honey, lay off of my shoes.

It's true that obscenity is a matter of taste and in the eye of the beholder.

If I'm president, we're not going to have people dying on the streets. I don't call it a mandate, I just say it's common sense.

Our life is but a new form of the way men have lived from the beginning.

I'd like to do music in the same way - in a witty way. People think of YG artists as rarely appearing on TV but I'd like to make Big Bang fans happy through various mediums.

I think society has become more and more immune to reality television which is the most frightening thing in the world to me.

I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere unless we share with each other.

There'll be oceans of talk and emotions without end.