If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

Courage is the difference between success and failure. You must have this attitude, this is the right thing to do, so let's do it.

Distrust interested advice.

I think that I was just on the cusp of the generation that was beginning to really challenge some of the assumptions about the role of women and the role of men on campus.

There are two types of poets: People who write poetically about their lives, and poets that live poetically and write about it.

There was a shooting at a political camp, which sounds a little like, you know, the Hitler Youth or whatever. I mean, who does a camp for kids that's all about politics? Disturbing.

If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns.

No one can be authentically human while he prevents others from being so.

Remember that thy heart will shed its pleasures as thine eye its tears, and both leave loathsome furrows.

To the God in myself is probably the most honest answer. I think everybody has a divine destiny.

Tis not the many oaths that make the truth; But the plain single vow, that is vow'd true.