Hal Sparks Quotes

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money.

Boredom is your mind and body’s way of telling you you’re not living up to your potential.