You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Like madness is the glory of this life.

If you're thinking of debt, that's what you're going to attract.

Are you afraid of the dark?” I asked.“No. Monsters aren't real. This is real. I'm scared of what could happen when the lights go out.

You cannot love God and tolerate evil. Psalm 97:10.

We encountered many hardships. With hope, we find the strength to endure.

The base that Donald Trump is speaking to are not that conservative, at least not the way conservatives have defined themselves.

When I was around eight, I learned how to touch-type at school, and I received a computer as a present. I started writing plays, and for many years I thought I would be a playwright.

How the hell can I owe that much? That's not right.

I never let the worst things in life get the best of me. So take these testes and, ummm...open sesame.

Fire destroys falsehood, that is sophistry, and restores truth, driving out darkness.