I never let the worst things in life get the best of me. So take these testes and, ummm...open sesame.

Life is real, reality is not a dream. Those who chose to sleep...I wake em up, Cause you're sleepin with your mouth open hummin deez nuts.

You're insecure and need a blanket like Linus.

'Yo I'm from Africa' Boy you're just a faker. Name one city: 'Uhh, Jamaica!' Wrong! And I think that's a shame, An African look with an American name.

A drunken but exceedingly depressed German clown from Munich entertained the public.

A slice is a loaf to a mouse.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

I do know that for all the artists it's very important to speak in a vernacular that can be understood by everyone.

The most important quality in a partner is a sense of humour.

Your immediate experience is Tantric Zen. How aware are you of your immediate experience? - Probably not that aware.

I'm not insane. This is very simple, very straightforward. Provided he doesn't kill me, its foolproof.

When an elder turns to face the dead, that means he turns away from facing the future and his own retirement in Phoenix, let's say. He turns and finds himself facing the children.

Success is important only to the extent that it puts one in a position to do more things one likes to do.

What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.