You're never too old for anything!

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

I have no greater joy than to know that my children walk in truth.

A modern definition of equanimity: cool. This refers to one whose mind remains stable & calm in all situations.

You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky.

Let me say this: I think men are a full-time job, and I'm young and I already have one job. I'm just focused on my career.

Never believe anything you think about yourself as a writer when you're not writing.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

I tend to take negative comments to heart.

As I graduated high school, it didn't faze me anymore. Right now, I don't even care what people think of me. I'm happy with myself.

I try not to think the song to death. The main criteria is if it's working on an emotional level.

Even sound seemed to fail in this air, like the air was worn out with carrying sounds so long.