You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it. Lula to Stephanie

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. “You could have at least licked it.”He smirked darkly. “I hear that all too often.

A coward turns away but a brave man's choice is danger.

I was given an opportunity to join the marines instead of go to jail - and I think I made the correct decision.

I lived in England to learn English. When I went to England for the first time, it was like being on the Moon. I had no friends, I couldn't speak the language. I was very isolated.

I try to dress a little casual before my photo-shoots. I can be comfortable before I go into my... transition.

Americans like to give their President the benefit of the doubt.

Spiritual delight in God arises chiefly from his beauty and perfection, not from the blessings he gives us.

Yet still there whispers the small voice within, Heard through Gain's silence, and o'er Glory's din; Whatever creed be taught or land be trod, Man's conscience is the oracle of God.

Everybody by your side ain't on your side