You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

DARE TO BE IRRESISTIBLE!

Jo carried her love of liberty and hate of conventionalities to such and unlimited extent that she naturally found herself worsted in an argument.

Every word comes from the heart.

The man who will present Christ to others must be occupied with Christ for Himself.

The weight of an argument may often be multiplied by making it specific

Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.

Indwelling sin always abides whilst we are in this world; therefore it is always to be mortified.

When you’ve lost all your play, guess what love becomes. Work. Work that gets harder every hour.

My own mind began to grow, watchful with anxoius thoughts.

The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.