You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.

Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.

All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."

People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all.

Businesses need the well-defined set of guidelines and rules for managing innovation risks in a structural way.

Confidence is the immaterial residue of material actions. Confidence is the public face of competence.

I love the DJ scene out in the clubs. It is a great way to party and make people happy, the atmosphere is one that I use as an escape from reality.

Growing up, I actually wanted to be a professional Baseball player, instead of a radio DJ. Believe it or not.

Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.

Like a historian, I interpret, select, discard, shape, simplify. Unlike a historian, I make up people's thoughts.

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

Fight them everywhere. Don't give them a chance to breathe until they withdraw and retreat.

Baseball is America's pastime, and that record is absolutely huge in the States.

If as a voter you think what we need is more Republicans in Washington to cut a deal with Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, then I guess Donald Trump's your guy.