Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life

When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved

People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other.

If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic.

Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover.

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.

All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe."

You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all.

If we pray we shall put an end to evil intentions.

I seeIn many an eye that measures meThe mortal sickness of a mindToo unhappy to be kind.Undone with misery, all they canIs to hate their fello

Nature is all the body of God we mortals will ever see.

Your vocation lies in the intersection of the world's deep need and your deep joy.

Science is meaningless because it gives no answer to our question, the only question important for us: 'What shall we do and how shall we live?'

I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can't quite follow it as you say it.

I’m gonna whup whoever stole my bike!

My sufferings I can compare to nothing else than the burning agonies of hell!

The silence of nature is very real. It surrounds you, you can feel it

The perfect disinterestedness and self-devotion of which men seem incapable, but which is sometimes found in women.