You look like a hot tamale.”“That’s not really a compliment.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

What is the point of being on this Earth if you are going to be like everyone else?

I must have you. We must have each other. You know that, don't you? You'rein my blood, God help us both.

Thy faith never looks so grand in summer weather as it does in winter?

The eyes were of a color which he could never decide on, afterwards when he told the story he used to say they were the color of everything in Spring.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

In order to have a good hand, it must be light, gentle, and firm.

That is why we may say that the historical development of capitalism has involved the thrust towards the commodification of everything.

I have tried to draw the human effigy (and all the other subjects dealt with in my paintings) in an immediate and effective way without any reference to the aesthetic.

Why should we break up Our snug and pleasant party? Time was made for slaves, But never for us so hearty.