You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.

When the spirit is happy, the soul is full of smiles.

People are stupid, because of watching the same over and over and over and over - which goes as far as I can tell hell.

There is an animal joy to being young that you can only appreciate when you are old.

Don't hide from love Walker, be open to it and it will find you." -Sadie

Have you something to do to-morrow; do it to-day.

I have 52 first cousins. My mom and dad were the only two to move to North America, so I've got deep family there, but I'm a California kid.

Being Vice President is difficult. Don't make it tougher.

As a child, I loved being onstage. I loved singing, I loved the lights, I loved the adrenaline. I even loved learning lines. I was completely obsessive.

Separation and devolution are two completely different concepts which cannot be mixed together. One is not a stop on the way to the other.

The tendency of mans nature to good is like the tendency of water to flow downward.