A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.

If the only option you leave poor people with is to resort to violence in order to survive, they’ll do just that. And there are lots more poor people in this world than there are rich ones.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.

You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.

Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?

There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.

Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.

You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.

We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.

As far as I know, there’s nothing more dangerous than a man who doesn’t care if he lives or dies.

He could argue a case for anything, but that doesn’t change the fact he’s wrong most of the time.

A corruption of intentions.

The world goes up and the world goes down And the sunshine follows the rain And yesterday's sneer and yesterday's frown Can never come over again.

If a poem is not memorable, there's probably something wrong. One of the problems of free verse is that much of the free verse poetry is not memorable.

If you don't educate yourself, you'll never get out of the starting block because you'll spend all your money making foolish decisions.

Knowledge management will never work until corporations realize it's not about how you capture knowledge but how you create and leverage it.

Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.

You don't get big and strong from lifting weights - you get big and strong from recovering from lifting weights

I am convinced that words are things, and we simply don't have the machinery to measure what they are. I believe that words are tangible things.

The exception tests the rule.

I find any great man, black or white, I'm going to study him, learn him so he can't be great to me no more.